Who hasn’t stepped in something soft and squishy only to discover it’s…well…it’s dog poop? When this happens to me around the old homestead, I know the culprit I have to thank for it is one of handful of neighbors. Could it be the guy who takes his dogs on an early morning run and is too busy checking splits on his Timex-IronMan to stop and scoop his furry friends’ poop? Or perhaps is the chatterbox, thoroughly consumed in cell phone conversation to notice Fido leaving a deposit next to my mailbox? This video is for you and all the irresponsible owners who somehow feel UNRESTRAINED BY COMMUNITY POOPER SCOOPER ORDINANCES! (Sorry) It’s also for the rest of you…just to make you laugh.